Funny Short Drinking Sayings | Scotch Whisky Quotes

Here you can find some of the best Scotch whisky quotes on the best thing to come out of Scotland – single malt whisky. Some of these ‘drinking sayings’ include quotes and drinking slogans about whisky from all over the world.

But, you can find, not just Scotch quotes, but also Irish whiskey quotes. You can also find funny drinking quotes from famous people throughout history.

Scotch Whisky Quotes

Here are a collection of the best whisky quotes about Scotch whisky and whisky in general.

The best type of Scotch whisky

American writer and Nobel Prize laureate William Faulkner is quoted as saying about whisky that: “There’s no such thing as bad whisky. Just some whiskies are better than others”.

Irish whiskey quote

An old Irish quote on Irish whiskey is: “What whisky will not cure, there is no cure for”.

Scotch Whisky Quotes from Films

Even though this is about Irish whiskey, we still thought that this funny whisky quote is applicable to any kind of whisky. This was from the 1952 film called “The Quiet Man” starring John Wayne and Maureen O’Hara about a retired boxer who moves to Ireland.

So, do you enjoy a little water with your single malt Scotch, or do you prefer it neat?

Funny Whisky Quote by George Bernard Shaw

Who can’t agree with George Bernard Shaw’s funny drinking quote is quoted as saying that “Whisky is liquid sunshine”. Who can’t agree to that?

Scotch Whisky Quote by Alexander Flemming

Alexamder Flemming was the Scottish physcian who discovered penicillin and revolutionised healthcare. One of his famous drinking quotes about whisky was: “A good gulp of hot whisky at bedtime – it’s not very scientific, but it helps”. Is that wise advice from a doctor?

Mark Twain’s Whiskey Quotes

One of Mark Twain’s famous drinking quotes about Irish whiskey is:

“Give an Irishman lager for a month and he’s a dead man. An Irishman’s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him. ”